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Thought (not so hard) on choosing a position(s)since being experienced almost in all the positions that are being offered like a Halloween all-look alike pumpkins on a vendor stand, waiting for a an over-enthusiastic buyer to take a dozen or more, loading them all up red-and shiny pumpkins into a beat-to shit bumpkin truck and with, some partly acquired pumpkin-carving skills from also b[p]umpkin chaps and some from also hillbilly neighbors or from Martha Stewart, don't really matter, who will soon (already started stabbing and cutting one shapelessly with one hand while the other hand on the wheel...(wait, um, think we here got ourselves a conceited, pompous wise-guy who thinks he's the 'know-it-all-dude...yeah, right!)slice em all up into grotesque shapes and patterns of which would have mind-boggle the Cave-Man Artist and scattering them all around front yard, in the tree, chimney or wherever his feeble mind guides him to supposedly sweet spot for all to see...Oh, no! Stop! Stop! This was supposed to be a resume about...what? Une certaine position dedans, playboy? Halloween freaks and Pumpkins? No, that's not it...well, I'd better say a few things about myself, although, I'll be denied any position within or with-out the place where the positions are being offered. After all the gaffe and chaffe about them pumpkins, how much more damage could I possibly do? Ok, much-much more. But, hey, I'm no quitter. If they want the truth, then, they have to handle the truth! You want me on that wall, son! You need me on that waall!


Elaberation

The Wall (a self-build, brick-by-brick, resume)

Currently, I have an eCommerce online Techmaven Co at overstock, ebay, Amazon, etc.
(first founded in 1996 in Europe, under various names such as mavenbiz, mavenpay, maventech. I'm the first to come up with the name Techmaven, but, unfortunately, due to pumpkinal issues with the web host, the title was lost)
Category Expert (computers & Networking) at Wigix.com
Art Editor, published photographer (an HDR image of a pumpkin garden:) at bigstockphoto.com
http://www.bigstockphoto.com/photo/view/5857558
More HDR images of pumpkin on istockphoto.com
BA in Fine Arts
PhD in Computer Science

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...I don't think the rest of my skills are of any interest concerning those positions. And to be honest, none-of-yer-f-business! Honestly, what’s mastering Tai' Chi or Tao Sex has to do with any of these? Or, acquiring the Zen skills of the most powerful-weapon known to men: human psychology

Oops! Think, the latter has a lot...

I can be hauled over the coals at info@imavenpay.com