istockphoto finally said "No, More Grass, Gracias"

Early this week, istockphoto turned down hundreds of Mexican Landscaper applicants. Having enough grass on their lawns (proletarian point&shoot images of sun-baked grass, lawn-sprinklered driveways and pathways, children's playgrounds, a gazing cow after grazing) istockphoto image moderators now they turned to Russian labor. "We have already contracted some Russians to provide us with images of meteor Apophis," said one of the administrator. "We thought it's time for a change, so we asked the Russians for crisp, genuine and not 'An artist's impression of a meteor hitting the earth"-like images. The were exulted in the offer and promised striking images of the meteor Apophis only to be copyrighted with istockphoto." went on the administrator at the press-meeting. "But, what about the Mexicans who turned the American barren yards into a lush and verdant landscapes?" asked one reporter, who obviously had some weakness for Tacos and sympathy for hard-working-taco-benders Mejicos.