Online Bids And Hicks

There are some Jokers out there! Since King of Freebies, Heath Ledger, overdosed his brains like balloon filled with hellium and no longer amongst us, I can see a potential, an original talent among online bidders, who, Ledger-style, trying to get this top of the line gadget, HP G71-340US Intel Core2 T6600 2.2GHz4GB 320GBHD 17.3, almost for free! It may be entertaining, passing out the time in somewhere cold, like in inner States where snow is your outfit, and while 90% of your brain cells are frozen, trying to buy a laptop; not a normal laptop, mind you, but the kind that was used at NASA just a few years ago. As I said, some Jokers out there, after stuffing their face with some junk food which followed by a dozen Budweiser, sitting at a wooden-hard butt chair, thinking, "Himm. What's on Overstock tonight? HP G71? Wait. What does G71 stands for? Never mind. just some fancy term, I bet. OK, next...? 17.3" LCD screen. Who needs 17.3" Who needs that? What is this, a friggin Regal Movie Silver Screen? Do I need to watch Oprah on a bigger screen? Hec no! Her giant head seems just fine on a small screen. And I already know I land a Jumbo aircraft on Jay's forehead and a Concord on his chin. A $99 bid? The seller might be high as a kite. Here is $100 bucks. What? Reserve Not Met? What's dat mean? No reserve at the OTB! OK. This weed head wants to weasel out another $10 bucks. Greedy weed-head! You gotta be kiddin me! $110 bucks! I've been out bid? Still want more? What're ya on, dude? OK. Fine. I'm fine. 33minutes left...yeah, yeah. I met, Holly, my wife in 25 minutes and got wedded in 45min. They would've called me Speedy Gongazales had I been a Taco Bender? Here, I'm placing a fortune...$300! Nobody, I mean not a soul can outbid me…Whaat-the…?


Overstock Auctions – Auction Closed: #45471513 – You did not Win

Oh, what the hec! I’ll git em another time…