Friday, May 14, 2010

She loves me , She loves me not: comment to a fellow phtographer


She loves me , She loves me not, originally uploaded by aginorz.

You've plucked of one petal and, with a Nostradamus Prediction, you've foreseen the future of an impetuous-young man-self's unloved and outcast life that only consists of wandering around with a camera slung on his shoulder, shooting sometimes ugly sometimes gorgeous flying, non-flying birds along with saving and shooting not- very-attractive-slimy-snails which can be used in post-Darwinian classification of species as an image in a reference book called, "The Newly Discovered Species Living Under Your Nose" by Sam Snail, who is known for his Best Seller books mostly on similar subjects like, "How to Cook An Escargot in five Minutes For Dummies" which only sold 5 copies in France (number 1 Best Seller was "The Vagina Monologues") and a donation of 1 copy due to an unpleasant and malicious human behavior in Nigeria when the cover (where it notes: if you purchased this book without a cover you should be aware that this books is a stolen property etc., which is stupid really, since when sold is scanned from the back not front) of the book was ripped off at a small-hardly-visited-bookstore by a snail smuggling Nigerian mafia that left the owner with no choice but to donate the book to a local non-specific- grade school where students mainly interests were Apple's iPod phone and Mac, (which was popular among their elder brothers who did nothing but trying to perfect the science of hacking, but so far could only excel in overtaking PayPal accounts and sending emails about a recently died mysterious relative of the recipient, offering to transfer a $5 million to their overseas bank account and all they ask is the beneficiary's bank account information...and is that too much to ask when a $5 million is a breeze away, for Rat-F***'s Sake?) computers, so the coverless book ended ironically in similar fashion among a few coverless books in the school's library...are you still with me? Good. You you've been awarded for your patience by coming so far reading this and wondering, Where did this come from, and, How did I ended up reading it all when it's hardly relevant to my image...and all I did was take a simple picture of a dewy daisy, plucking off the non-dewy petal and title it, She loves me, She loves Me Not" Why didn't I just take a shot of She-loves-me-not flower and none of this insanely insane comment would've been left by this insane person...

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