FROM THE "ROAD NOTES OF MAVEN" : 2.8 MILE

FROM THE "ROAD NOTES OF MAVEN" : 2.8 MILE, a photo by mavenimagery® Officially Away... on Flickr.

FROM THE "ROAD NOTES OF MAVEN" : 2.8 MILE
Image Taken With Canon 60D, mounted on the dashboard tethered to a remote control

Processed by: mavenimagery Labs Inc., Californa.
HDR PROCESSED with IRET (Iris Range Enhancement Technology)
IRET (Iris Range Enhancement Technology and MavenFilters are products of mavenimagery Labs Innovation)

Maven’s note:Ask any law enforcement officer and will tell you this: The person asking the questions is the person in control. The way to get that huge, affirmative nod to pile up a mountain of small nods. An overzealous-by-the-book officer starts by asking what’re called bossy-lead-in and untie-up questions, these are rhetorical questions such as “Did you have any drinks?” “What’s the problem with your driver’s license?” “Is there any reason why you’re driving over the speed limit?”. Questions. Any domineering question to disarm you, to evaluate you. A cop, in most cases (that is, if S/he already knows you’re not street-legal or not arrest-proof), will not ask the question s/he doesn’t know the answer…or at least thinks know the answer.

2.8 MILE

Teaser Excerpt

In the rear mirror, I see blue revolving lights as the CHP (California Highway Patrol) car comes into view, sirens blaring obviously at 115db but I can’t hear since the interior noise, (45db combined with the 25db from Michael Jackson’s Jam and from the 40db outside traffic), is around the same level, I hear bee-whiz-like sound when it passes me at 120 miles per hour. A Harley-Dude rider dashes past me, wearing a black leather jacket with a ‘Never Pull Over’ slogan on it, followed by some guy with a dead deer tied across the roof his fuggly four-door station wagon dodge or Pontiac, this fucking guy, this f**** Bambi-killer wearing a camouflage jacket, and his Dick Cheney-like cue bold sweaty head glistening as an evidence of a non-functioning AC, and I’m thinking, ‘Dick, what’s up with all the windows rolled up on a blazing sunny day and sweating like a pig? You weren’t as dumb when you shot that Bambi, were you, you weasel?’

Would you like an update on traffic, Maven? Tom’s mechanic voice kicks into reality.
Good idea, Tom! I say. Let’s find out what’s the delay is about…
…To be continued