The Experiment

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The Experiment
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* Here I'm at the outside lab of
University Of The Ignorance, testing the new "Brain Cells Zipping Experiment". It's supposed to repair broken links between cells and defragment the the brain.

maven's log; final entry: Do not read this! Do not even dare to view on black (so tacky)! I'll be, this time officially, away for a unknow period of time. I might be able to view and comment on your wonderful images on the road...If I don't, feck it! You know I love you and your works!
-Maven

The Split Brain Experiments: Shocking new discoveries

When the Split Brain Experiments conducted by Nobel Prize winner Laureate Roger Sperry (The name in itself should’ve seen as a Red Alert) in the 1981 Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine, which was awarded for discoveries concerning differences in the right and left brain hemispheres, and from then on, It’s been used in every field of education ever since…and, until, Maven-X discovered the bogus findings in differences in the right and left brain hemispheres.

According to Nobel Laureate Roger Sperry (again, the name strangely reminds me of Disney’s Roger Rabbit or Who Framed Roger Rabbit?):

R.Rabbit: The brain is made up of two halves, or hemispheres.
M-X: Only shape-wise. Anatomically, all mammals’ brain is of the same shape.
RR: These hemispheres are connected to each other through a system consisting of millions of nerve fibers. Therefore, each hemisphere is continually informed about what is happening in the other
MX: True. This is where the initial gossip cells come to life, and, it’s more dominant in gossipmongers’ brains.
RR: What happens if the connection is broken?
MX: In this game you can follow a classic experiment with a patient whose (corpus callosum: nothing but swanky, gibberish Latin) connection has been surgically removed. Hence, gossip, trivia, stupidity, ignorance, greed, witlessness do no longer has connection with one another.

Maven-X’s modern Shocking Discoveries
Myth: Humans dominate the planet because of our intelligence
Fact: We cannot fly or swim without a machine (Airplane, parachute etc.) and if confronted with a predator, we would be ill-equipped to defend ourselves, and we run like hell for our lives.
Myth: Our species can build machines that allow us to hunt, fish, move underwater, and through the air.
Fact: Our species can also build devices to scam, kill, torture and are capable of every sick, mind-boggling actions known under the sun.
See also: Jeffry Dahmer, Ted Bundy
See also: Enron executives, Bernard Madoff
See also: The French Inquisition, Hitler, Mussolini, and Stalin and the latest Gorilla-Pimp-Dictator Gooky-Gaddafi
See also: quack, charlatan and greedy Conrad Murray (Michael Jackson's personal physician)

Myth: We can domesticate and train other animals for our food and service because of our intelligence
Fact: This is a list of animals that have been domesticated by humans. No brainer, really:
Dog: 15,000 BC (did it really need domestication? Our best friend!?)
Sheep: 11,000 BC and 9000 BC (all you need is a time to kill shepperd)
Pig: 9000 BC (please!)
Cow: 8000 BC (Just feed it and milk it, Einstein). The list goes on absurdly: goat, cat, chicken, duck, fancy mouse, Fallow Deer (Dama Dama), goldfish…Ookey!
Myth: MRI scan is a medical imaging technique used in radiology to visualize detailed internal structures which make it especially useful in imaging the brain, muscles, the heart, and cancers
Fact: Nothing but a stupid, powerless machine that can fail to align the magnetization of some (not all; even if they were the size of marbles) atoms in the body and brain.
See also: Farrah Facet, Patrick Swayze.
See also: The United States Cancer Statistics: 2007 Incidence and Mortality Web-based report contains official federal government cancer statistics for cancer incidence in 99% of the U.S. population and mortality statistics for 100% of the U.S. population.

We live in a world of symbols.
See also: vice; noun: an immoral or evil habit or practice.
2. immoral conduct; depraved or degrading behavior: a life of vice.
3. sexual immorality, especially prostitution.

Fix this! Anyone? Anyone, at all?
The theater of the mind. The bordello of the subconscious.
That's how it's started. Here. In the University of The Ignorance.
Think, don't dwell!
Feel.
Observe.
Defragment the broken links. The missing files.
Forget everything you know or have been thought. Get rid off useless, dangerous excess of human knowledge.
All my extensive testings and experiments have shown this to be the best treatment for presumed and dangerously false excess of human knowledge.
We live in a world where everbody knows everything.
We need to find cure for knowledge.
Cure for a life of vice instilled with virus, pious, selfish, and false knowledge.
The clamps are tightening
In America we have the 'freedom of speech'; The freedom of gibberish, nonsense-prattle-gabble speech!
The feel of the tightenin iron clamps traveling through the sensations